I have been scratching scribe to script and burning tallow onto table in order to bring you a fabulously free A to Z of life's mystery . https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVdBq6wMdF6uQZBZ9Tudc6-cWqqmP2Gk2
Latest episodes
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INVICTUS
A short poem I wrote in the Churchillian style as a rousing battle cry to charge our team to victory.
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GRETA
Greta has an almost impossible sales pitch she's to demand that the incredibly rich dumped that expensive pieces of kitsch , they fly to the cop out climate meetings in their lear…
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THE BEES KNEES
The birds and bees have joined us from the flowers and trees you find them at Macdonald's an champagne bars lapping up our left over cream teas they'll hardly be floaty lite on the…
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SEX
A musing for a wonderful women we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she c…
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GEMINI
Growing up in a witches coven with all of them casting spells over everything and everyone I couldn't understand the horoscope stars then or now , they were always fighting for the…
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A LOVE HONEY SPUNK BUNNY
A song for a love honey we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she curse…
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CAT FLAP
A musing written for lily age 9 and her cat Sean who's got terribly fat due to been neutered, he's put on a lot of weight I've narrated it in a yorkshire accent due to Sean being b…
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BARKINGHAM PALACE
Another crazy sketch about the life of Thornton Harding the junior an aristocrat who's mad about his pets , he calls them by the strangest names, such as his dog ,Warrington greyfr…
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WATERLOO
A poem about falling into destitution especially ex soldiers and sailors who you find in the beggars brigade of most British towns, how easy to forget these courageous service pers…
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O C D
This is a musing I wrote after listening to my father who'd been conscripted into the British army during the second world war, you can quite easily see why by year twenty three mo…
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MY COMPUTER IS CAUGHT CHLAMYDIA
A short minute musing about how if you infect a friend's computer with a virus they treat it as if you have infected them with the clap .
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REVOLUTION
Sooner than later we as a species will have to address our crazy situation of over population , due to land perishing and pollution in the final stages we may very well end up as r…
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A Navy Blue Nervous Breakdown
Living as belfry bats fuelled by booze and nose gay narcotics we shared shrink spiel and serotonin Smarties , arriving at all the piss, powder, and perfume parties: we'd flutter fe…
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THE FLEA SONG
A song written for my God-son Todd who aged five wanted a tune about a flea .
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DOOM IN THE ROOM
Living as an artist's muse you can understand the expression of The Doom in the room what artist's don't realise is that there ego's can be so burdensome to everyone else and proba…
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THE MORTAL MACHINE
 THE MORTAL MACHINE Poetry |Steven Richardson 00:0401:52 Next|About A poem written for my father who was born in 1926 and now similar to an old model T ford he needs constant tink…
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THE BILL
A musing about the private member's bills passed with rousing British Parliamentary pomposity it sounds as if they're committing a serious aural atrocity but it's usually being dia…
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CIDER PARK
Looking at some tramps in cider park I felt so sorry for them but more so for their poor starving pets as their masters swill down cider and the pets shivered in the cold. The musi…
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NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
Living our lives as nocturnal belfry bats fuelled by booze and nose gay narcotics we'd flutter back at dawn after sharing shrink spiel and serotonin Smarties at all the high octane…
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WHITE DEATH
A poem about my father's time aboard a super cruise liner where all the old badgers caught a virus very similar to Covid and almost died .