The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep
by Audun Kvitland Røstad · 55 episodes
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The World's Most Boring Podcast is exactly what it sounds like. Each episode is a long, slow, meandering, thoroughly unimportant story read aloud by an artificial intelligence in the most tediously monotone way possible. Produced by Audun Kvitland Røstad, the world's most boring podcast producer, this show is purpose-built to help you fall asleep. We take the dullest topics imaginable - the history of filing cabinets, the life cycle of beige paint, the postal regulations of Luxembourg - and stretch them out into a warm, droning blanket of words. There is nothing here worth staying awake for. That's the w...
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43 min
#60 Comparing Different Shapes of Macaroni
Episode sixty of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called Comparing Different Shapes of Macaroni, and it is a very serious, very passionate, and very unhurried…
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47 min
#59 Saying Words Until They Agree: A Guide to Negotiations
Episode fifty-nine of The World's Most Boring Podcast, Bore Me to Sleep, is called Saying Words Until They Agree: A Guide to Negotiations. It is a long, slow, deliberately unexciti…
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45 min
#58 The Aerodynamics of a Falling Leaf in Mild Wind
Episode fifty-eight of The World's Most Boring Podcast, Bore Me to Sleep, is called The Aerodynamics of a Falling Leaf in Mild Wind, and it is a long, slow, wonderfully unimportant…
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39 min
#57 The Bureaucracy of Time Management
Episode fifty-seven of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called The Bureaucracy of Time Management, and it is exactly as thrilling as that title suggests. Over…
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37 min
#56 Reading the Terms and Conditions of a Generic Toaster
Episode fifty-six of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is a slow, unhurried dramatic reading of the warranty conditions and safety instructions for a nineteen doll…
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44 min
#55 16 Unexciting Truths About Fiber Digestion
Episode fifty-five of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is titled Sixteen Unexciting Truths About Fiber Digestion, and it is exactly as riveting as it sounds. If y…
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43 min
#54 An Exhaustive Biography of a Ceiling Fan
The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, Episode fifty-four: An Exhaustive Biography of a Ceiling Fan. If you are looking for something to help you fall asleep, somethin…
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39 min
#53 A Monotone Explanation of Daily Routine Adjustments
Episode fifty-three of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is titled A Monotone Explanation of Daily Routine Adjustments, which sounds exactly like the kind of inter…
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43 min
#52 The Subtle Variations of Beige Paint
Episode fifty-two of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called The Subtle Variations of Beige Paint, and it is exactly as thrilling as that sounds. Over the cour…
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43 min
#51 The Monotonous Mechanics of Compound Interest
Episode fifty-one of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is titled The Monotonous Mechanics of Compound Interest, and it is exactly what it sounds like: a thorough,…
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38 min
#50 different types of snow, and a warm and thoroughly unhurried wish for a merry Christmas
Episode one hundred and sixteen of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is here, and it is exactly as uneventful as you were hoping. This week's topic was suggested b…
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43 min
#49 The Secret World of Waiting Rooms
Episode forty-nine of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called The Secret World of Waiting Rooms, and it is exactly as uneventful as it sounds. Over the course…
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43 min
#48 Everything You Never Asked About Envelopes
Episode forty-eight of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called Everything You Never Asked About Envelopes, and it is exactly as uneventful as it sounds. Over s…
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38 min
#47 The Science of Watching Grass Grow
The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, Episode forty-seven: The Science of Watching Grass Grow. If you are looking for something to help you fall asleep, something cal…
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40 min
#46 A Definitive Ranking of All the Days of the Week
Welcome to episode forty-six of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep: A Definitive Ranking of All the Days of the Week. If you are looking for a sleep podcast, a bedt…
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48 min
#45 The Life of a Traffic Cone
Episode forty-five of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called The Life of a Traffic Cone, and it is exactly as uneventful as it sounds. Over the course of this…
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37 min
#44 An Exploration of Lukewarm Water
Episode forty-four of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called An Exploration of Lukewarm Water, and it is every bit as uneventful as it sounds. Over the course…
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36 min
#43 The Emotional Journey of a Dishwasher Cycle
The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, Episode forty-three: The Emotional Journey of a Dishwasher Cycle. If you are looking for something to help you fall asleep, some…
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40 min
#42 17 Facts About Spoons That Will Not Change Your Life
Episode forty-two of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called seventeen facts about spoons that will not change your life. And it won't. That is a promise, not…
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37 min
#41 The Complete History of Dust
Episode forty-one of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called The Complete History of Dust, and it is exactly as riveting as it sounds. Over the course of sixte…