Life's a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom are given a ridiculous film title from which to improvise a movie plot. Will it be utter rubbish? Or will it be the defining creative work of a generation? Only time will tell! Do you like the show? Want to help it continue to improve and evolve? Want to get extra content? Support us at: http://www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast
Latest episodes
-
42 min
Episode 566: Terry Grew a Wormhole in the Backyard!
We pitch COSMIC HORROR movies this episode, and find out just how strange Eurovision can get once Wogan gets involved with quantum physics! Other movies pitched: Check Engine Light…
-
49 min
Deleted Scenes: Just a few more tokens, bro
There are two full pitches in this episode of the deleted scenes! We create a cult with only two people in it, and then pitch a cult horror about joker's goons!
-
35 min
Episode 565: House of Cows
Cult Horror meets The Traitors as production of a social deception game show is rocked to its core by one very charismatic player. "Genuinely very disturbing" - Us. Other movies pi…
-
42 min
Deleted Scenes: Discord the App (with Riley Rose)
In this week's deleted scenes Riley and Matt pitch an ad to show that the world's most gamer-choked social media app is actually also for yer nan! We also talk ads, cynicism and th…
-
41 min
Episode 564: Freeeej! (Adverts with Riley Rose)
Riley Rose is back to help Matt pitch some ad campaigns during this one-off special! Prepare to get berated by Brie Larson dressed as a bear, cucked by Tony the Tiger as you eat sh…
-
43 min
Deleted Scenes: Elvis Aint Dead (with Aiden Pyne)
We hear how IT traumatised a young Aiden, pitch a Yesterday world where Life's a Pitch never existed, and find out what happens when a superstar dies on the toilet just as a baby i…
-
51 min
Episode 563: Feel Good Ink (with Aiden Pyne)
This week we're joined by Aiden Pyne pitch movies based on popular song titles! In so doing, we uncover a "lost" Philip K Dick book and create a world where grief is only a matter…
-
41 min
Deleted Scenes: The Least Wanted Man in Tulsa
We chat weird westerns, and pitch a strange character comedy about an aspiring foreign cowboy Thanks for downloading the Deleted Scenes for episode 562 of the Life's a Pitch Podcas…
-
56 min
Episode 562: The Disappearing Saloon
This week we pitch a Western ghost story as one modern teen is transported to a strange western world, he finds solace in the easy justice and power of being a gun-toting cowboy. B…
-
48 min
Deleted Scenes: It's Grim Up North
We pitch an Odyssey of London businessmen trying to get up to Edinburgh after the train breaks down, then Tom isn't allowed to talk about Christopher Nolan but we end up doing so a…
-
39 min
Episode 561: The "Do My Evil Bidding" Soup
We pitch some "Dark" fantasy. After poisoning his liege-lord, Gordon Ramsay goes out on the road, cooking up soup and blagging his way to the top. Surely those mysterious strangers…
-
14 min
Deleted Scenes: A Stinky Wes Anderson Movie (With Jessie Syme)
Have you ever smelt a Wes Anderson movie?
-
47 min
Episode 560: Who Ate All The Pies (With Jessie Syme)
This week we're joined by Jessie from the Hail Chaos podcast to pitch some film noir movies! Other pitches include: The Defective Robot Detective The Night Of Too Many Narrators
-
35 min
Deleted Scenes: PAIN au Chocolat (with Dave Bulmer)
We chat fighting movies and taking a franchise to space with Dave, but not before creating yet another messed up Charlie and the Chocolate factory sequel. These are the deleted sce…
-
40 min
Episode 559: Derek's Left Hook Inc. (With Dave Bulmer)
Dave's back and this time helping us to pitch some hard-hitting fight movies! Derek believes that violence is wrong, but why does it keep solving so many problems? Other movies pit…
-
48 min
Deleted Scenes: This Guy (With Terri Silver)
We chat about all the Biopics we can remember, after taking the genre to its logical conclusion by making a movie about the least remarkable person imaginable. These are the Delete…
-
49 min
Episode 558: Orlando (with Terri Silver)
Terri Silver (of Side Quest fame) helps us pitch some very accurate biopics, including the true origin story of the Disney renaissance, when a mysterious and beautiful boy is found…
-
58 min
Deleted Scenes: I Matched with my Smart Fridge on Tinder
Gotta be real with you on this one, folks. The majority of this hour-long audio file is just a deep dive into Hackers (1995) and its impact on the movie industry for the 20 years t…
-
52 min
Episode 557: Uninstall My Dongle
This week we pitch we're hacking the mainframe in some retro cyber movies. One local vicar finds himself embroiled in a cyber attack as he plugs in a mysterious usb drive in an int…
-
35 min
Deleted Scenes 90% chance of Alien Invasion (With Eden Jackson)
We pitch a sideways look at life when alien invasion becomes the norm, talk about the Paranormal Genre, and give ourselves an extra challenge for pitching!