Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
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347 - Daughters of Darkness (1971) w/Symphony Sanders
Nothing beats a Jet2holiday Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://www.instagram.com/symphonysanders/?hl=en Approachability: 8/10 (Lush lesbian vampire thriller) Content Warnings:…
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346 - The Platform (2019)
Uh you got your Communism in my Christianity Approachability: 5/10 (Gritty Escape Room Horror) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Suicide; Cannibalism; Animal murder; Feces; Sexual Assa…
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345 - C.H.U.D. (1984)
This is why the 6 train is so slow Approachability: 7/10 (More Sci-Fi Noir than gory monster horror) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Next Week’s Film Patre…
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Announcing: This Will Ruin The Tour from the team behind Welcome to Night Vale
From the writers and team behind Welcome to Night Vale, comes a new audio drama. Kiara Sloan has been one of the world's biggest pop stars since before she could legally drive, but…
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344 - The Dark and the Wicked (2020)
Mama told me not to come. Approachability: 3/10 (Scary Demonic Presence Meets Family Drama) Content Warnings: Suicide; Blood/gore; Creepy figures; Animal & child death; Jump scares…
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343 - Deathdream (1974)
Hey soldier, where you heading? Approachability: 7/10 (Pulpy Vietnam-era zombie drama w more suspense than scares) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Drug abuse; Animal Harm/Death;…
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342 - Red Dragon (2002)
An adaptation is like a lover… Approachability: 6/10 (Peak 00s thriller complete with fan service and stunt casting) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/Gore; Child Abuse; Sexual…
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341 - The Lure (2015) w/Amanda & Julia of Spirits
It's your standard horror movie musical from Poland Special Guests: Amanda McLoughlin & Julia Schifini of the podcast Spirits Approachability: 7/10 (Gritty, musical adaptation of H…
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1 h 59
340 - The Visit (2015)
Can you fit in this oven? Approachability: 7/10 (Super fun and scary, but not overwhelmingly so) Content Warnings: Jump scares/Creepy visuals; Child harm/endangerment Next Week’s F…
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339 - District 9 (2009)
17 years later, the allegory still applies Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-adjacent sci-fi action allegory) Content Warnings: Body Horror; Bloody Violence; Vomit; Racist Caricatures…
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338 - Dawn of the Dead (2004)
We're gonna need a montage Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed, bloody, zombie blockbuster) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts…
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7 min
Coming Sept 1: THE NUDGE by Joseph Fink [audiobook excerpt]
Pre-order The Nudge now wherever you get books/audiobooks. (The audiobook version is narrated by Kevin R. Free and RandomHorror9's own Cecil Baldwin!) Join Joseph on his book tour.…
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337 - Nightbreed (1990)
Aaron F*cking Boone Approachability: 6/10 (Not super-scary, but a practical-FX wonderland ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Body Horror; Blood/violence; Strobe effects Next Week’s F…
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336 - The Company of Wolves (1984)
Grandma, what big hair you have! Approachability: 8/10 (Beautiful VFX in a coming-of-age allegory) Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy animals Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Strea…
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335 - mother! (2017)
God is a pretentious poet Approachability: 6/10 (Surreal and stressful domestic horror/religious allegory) Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Misogyny/Imprisonment; Infant death Nex…
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334 - Final Destination 2 (2003)
Practice taking a breath. Approachability: 2/10 (Creative and elaborate ways to die) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffre…
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333 - The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
The Great British Snake-Off Approachability: 6/10 (Surreal and campy folk horror w/some fucked up imagery) Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Jump scares; Snakes Next We…
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1 h 59
332 - The Others (2001)
And God said: "I'm going out for cigarettes" Approachability: 9/10 (Classy, bloodless, but intense ghost story) Content Warnings: Ghosty-ness; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHo…
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331 - Dolls (1986)
Parents just don't understand Approachability: 6/10 (Killer doll fairy tale) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy doll faces Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 7/11 RandomHorror9…
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330 - Cat People (1942)
The Central Park Zoo is hiring security guards Approachability: 9/10 (Tense but very approachable classic thriller) Content Warnings: Animal Death; Sexual Harassment/Manipulation;…