Mi Lords, mi ladies… grab your old maiden shoes and settle in for episodes every Friday, filled with curated chaos, dalliances of debauchery, and bestie advice peppered with tomfoolery.Chat shows just don’t hit like they used to so Jack and Ash are here to fix that, helping you start your weekend right. Expect to feel like you went out for just the one drink and actually ended up on a three night bender in Skegness. Bring your mates, your nan and a spare wig - everyone’s invited. Tea xGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them...
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1 h 11
STEALING SWEETS, JACK'S BDAY HANKER, AND CATHERINE WAS A TRICK?
For any police officers watching this... mi luv sweet shops!It was a certain someone's birthday recently, and a weekend away in Margate went from whimsical celebrations to a mardy-…
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1 h 04
SWAPPING BODIES, BLOCKING DUA LIPA AND PERFORMING AT PONTINS
It's a Freaky Friday mo-ment! This week we have a lot of body-swap chat, and Ash has a thorough schedule for how she'd spend the day as Jake Sully's missus. Jack coins a new phrase…
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1 h 06
BATH TIME, RAISIN TIME AND WOBBLY JELLY
Have you ever dreamt of taking a bath full of peas? Well, Jack certainly has! (Obviously) There's also some school-based hankering to feast on with talk of Jack’s rebellious antics…
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1 h 20
TREACLE AT SCHOOL, MOLASSES AND JACK'S CHUNKY NECK
After last week's hanker on our newest favourite vocal stim (MOLASSES!!!) Jack and Ash decide to take a walk down some incredibly sticky avenues of discussion. Why do wedding gift…
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1 h 08
DREAMING OF MEL, FLYING WOES AND DON'T WAKE JACK
Mel in the morgue has been infiltrating the thoughts of the country in increasingly ghoulish ways and it's really doesn't bear - like REALLY DOES NOT BEAR.There's also more classic…
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1 h 15
BARBECUED PEAS, JAY-Z HEARTACHE AND ASH CAUSES A SCENE
It's been a week of ups and downs in the life of Jashwini this week. From heartache at JAY-Z for Jack, to getting the hump over being forced to watch a whimsical animated moment fo…
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1 h 04
IBIZA 2026, NAKED PAELLA AND ASH GOES WILD
It's finally time to debrief on the HUGE hanker that was Ibiza 2026. Will Jack's vibranium body finally fail him? Will Ash finally turn completely grey? Will Luvvy Do Concierge han…
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1 h 13
LEMME FOOK, INFINITE PARMESAN AND DEATH TO MINTED PEAS
You know that feeling when you've been indulging in ghoulish chatter all evening and you get a hankering to make a roast dinner at 1 am? What do you mean "no"?!? Doesn't everyone d…
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1 h 17
SANDWICH AUDITIONS, CHARTREUSE AND GAY GUY MUSIC VIDEO NIGHT | The Jack & Ash Show
Ash reveals the shocking lengths you would have had to have gone through to earn a seat next to her at school during lunch, which quite frankly isn't giving us the 'most amazing an…
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1 h 06
ASH LOVES SCHADENFREUDE, HEATED PIE-VALRY AND NOLAN HATES FILM
Who doesn't love it when their bestest friend suffers a mild life inconvenience? Who doesn't love eating pie? And who doesn't love having to break their neck to look at some extra…
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1 h 07
VAGABOND SHOES, LOLLAPALOOZA AND MOZZARELLA DIPPERS
Jack and Ash are back on British soil and have much to discuss from their New York/ Chicago hanker fest featuring: Jack getting annoyed at himself for being too 'Ash', Ash forgetti…
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1 h 09
MISSING TOYS, DEATH BED SECRETS AND OBSOLETE PIGEONS
There's a knock at the door... A solitary letter is left sitting on the door mat. It reads:"I KNOW WHERE YOUR MISSING TOYS ARE. I HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE"And so the curious case of the…
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1 h 03
MISS PIGGY IS A GAY ICON, ROLE SWAPPING AND SH*T ON ASH DAY
After a debate around Miss Piggy reveals her status as a gay icon, there's a sudden shift in the mood when her age is brought up? It doesn't bear...There's also the World Cup halft…
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1 h 06
FITNESS REGRET, PITBULL DEBRIEF AND DARWINISM TEAS
Don't you just hate it when you get up in the morning, feeling all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, only for your fitness watch/ring/jockstrap to tell you you've had the worst night's…
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60 min
BANANA APOCALYPSE, TECHNICOLOUR DREAMS AND JACK'S SECRET PODCAST
Ash has some chilling news to reveal regarding the humble banana, whereas Jack has some stats about the percentage of the population that know the plot to Joseph and the Technicolo…
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1 h 00
SWEET TREATS, BUGBEARS, AND CHALAMET SEX DREAMS
ME DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO CAT AND MOUSE WITH YOUR SWEET TREATS.Jack and Ash have hankered on many topics, but the subject of sweet treats is one that turns out to provoke A LOT of s…
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1 h 05
WORLD CUP DRESS CODE, TINY SHORTS AND STRAIGHT STRIP CLUB WOES
Jack and Ash are experiencing World Cup fever, with a particular interest in what should be worn at the pub and how to really nail the definition of the off-side rule. There's also…
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60 min
SPELLING ICKS, AÇAí BERRY TEAS AND A LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!
What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each…
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59 min
PRIMAVERA DEBRIEF, NIGHTMARE FLIGHTS AND PEGGY GOU RAMEKIN
There's much to hanker on after an amayszing time at Primavera, but it wasn't all sunshine and mii miii's...Ash had a journey home so full of moroseness that she was basically stuc…
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1 h 02
HORROR ON SCREEN, AMSTERDAM REVIEW AND DOMINATRIX TEAS
There's a spooky hanker in the air... Horror films, Basque Cheesecakes, Dominatrices - it doesn't bear!Jack, fresh from sampling the delights of the Dutch, has come back feeling a…