..πππππππππ...... A train pulls into the station. A circus raises its tents. Welcome, one and all, to NEVERNOWHEREβ a place where your memories are currency, every dream is reality, and crime really does pay.LegendLark is a narrative comedy TTRPG podcast. Updates every 2nd Thursday! www.legendlark.com
Latest episodes
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1 h 04
NEVERNOWHERE 32. Pretty Princess Depravity
In the process of gathering information in order to heist a hideout, Friedrich studies impossible maps, Pepper perpetrates a princess-based crime in the name of love, and Valerianβ¦
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59 min
NEVERNOWHERE 31. Attack of the Bivalves
The crew learns about batteries, languishes in their stupid barge, and makes a decision to get a brand new lair. π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦β¦
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1 h 09
NEVERNOWHERE 30. The Chore Chart
Pepper settles back in with her friends... more or less, and the gang is made an offer. Or two! π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬β¦
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1 h 02
NEVERNOWHERE 29. Tales from the J*zz Club
Friedrich, Bingo, and Valerian engage in a battle of wits, and Pepperβ Oh, that's right! Pepper! π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¦
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1 h 05
NEVERNOWHERE 28. War! in the Sea of Stars
This band of half-wit, scruffy-looking nerf herders has their loot in hand, but can they escape with it? As the rebels and empire clash all around them, Bingo changes form, Friedriβ¦
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50 min
NEVERNOWHERE 27. Flashbacks in the Sea of Stars
The plan begins to take shape, and Bingo makes a big move. π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦β¦
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52 min
NEVERNOWHERE 26. Imprisoned in the Sea of Stars
These dirtbags are going to jail! Valerian debates the futility of political uprisings with a small teenager, Friedrich is somehow the reasonable one, and Bingo keeps his eye on thβ¦
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58 min
NEVERNOWHERE 25. Sailing in the Sea of Stars
Our gang of miscreants meets a new ally and begins their adventure. Everything goes according... to plan. π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¦
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53 min
NEVERNOWHERE 24. Revelations in the Sea of Stars
Bingo leads Friedrich and Valerian to the Pleasure District, where they gather information, sample what's on tap, and have a heart to heart, of sorts. π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¦
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49 min
NEVERNOWHERE 23. Bingo's Last Resort
Friedrich and Valerian struggle to relate to and not chew on, respectively, their new friend. Bingo tells his tale. And we arrive at a port in a sea with no water at all. π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬β¦
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60 min
NEVERNOWHERE 22. Bingo!
Friedrich and Valerian face the world... ALONE. TOGETHER. They meet with a clown, a cartographer, and... a new friend? π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦β¦
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1 h 09
NEVERNOWHERE 21. 'We're Gonna Die'
In the aftermath of the Oak Hollow Job, there is an arrest, a song, and a sudden farewell.π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬β¦
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58 min
NEVERNOWHERE 20. Adorably Escaping the Itty Bitty City
Everything comes to a fever pitch as the gang gives it their all to steal... a postcard and some batteries.π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦β¦
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6 min
Guardians Reborn 2 TEASER
βΌοΈ FULL 'GUARDIANS REBORN 2' EPISODE HERE βΌοΈ Fran, Corbin, and Slake meet their ultimate destinies, make connections, and wonder: Who is that watching from the rooftop? π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¦
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53 min
NEVERNOWHERE 19. Punily Plundering the Itty Bitty City
Valerian and Pepper scab a labor movement and Friedrich leads a wild gang of boysβ all according to keikaku.π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬β¦
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1 h 10
NEVERNOWHERE 18. Cutely Casing the Itty Bitty City
Oak Hollow is such a cutie little tiny world, isn't it? People are wearing acorns as hats, squirrels are pulling carts like horses, violent revolution is emerging as the only meansβ¦
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21 min
Guardians Reborn 1 TEASER
βΌοΈ FULL 'GUARDIANS REBORN 1' EPISODE HERE βΌοΈIn the futuristic city of New New Estra, three average college students are living three average lives... but they have been having thesβ¦
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49 min
NEVERNOWHERE 17. All Cities Are The Same
Fresh off of Pepper's ghostly musical performance, our band of miscreants decides to make new connections on the train, only to make new connections about their very reality.π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬β¦
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1 h 13
NEVERNOWHERE: Q&A 1
The Larks answer all your questions about NeverNowhere, mind cages, and economics! π₯ Live Video Version Here on Patreon! π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¬π¦ββ¦
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22 min
NEVERNOWHERE: The Bluebird Report #1
Chirp, chirp-- It's the Bluebird Report! Tune in NOW for a quick report of recent happenings in NeverNowhere and out in the city. Need the latest on known gangs? Recent scores? Weiβ¦