Matt Marti and his sidekick Brendan Kelly are exploring what makes each of our fifty states tick. Each week, a guest will join Matt and they’ll discuss some stuff that they’ve experienced in whatever state the random state generator has determined is the topic of the day. Nothing is safe! Not even New Mexico! A podcast NOT terribly concerned with historical accuracy or actual facts, They Come to America is an intimate exploration of whatever these jackoffs know about whatever state they’re talking about. Come for the stories about a guy in a wheelchair flying down a random...
Latest episodes
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Ep. 65. New Jersey (Part 1)
Ah, New Jersey, where the men are angry sentient grease, the women are mistresses, the children are diners and strip malls, the young adults are pollution and capicola is gabagool.…
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38 min
Ep. 64. Minnesota (Part 1)
Welcome to Minnesota featuring Tane Graves from the mighty Tightwire. Minnesota has been called a lot of things: the place where Fargo is (it's not), mean Wisconsin (eh..more true…
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Ep. 63. Return to America (Part One)
After what I'm sure seemed like an aimless 40-year roam through the desert without your favorite podcast, we're back! Friend of the show Tim Browne of Elway fame joins us once more…
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38 min
Ep. 62. Pennsylvania (Part One)
We are joined by the star of Uncle Peckerhead, Jeff Riddle this week. Anyhow, what can we say about Pennsylvania that we couldn’t say about any spot anywhere where people eat horse…
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1 h 07
Ep. 61. Georgia (Part One)
What can you say about Georgia that can't be said about John Wayne Gacy: it fucks children up for life, it's fat, it's adorable and every once in a while the incomparable Corey Rya…
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Ep. 60. Massachusetts (Part One)
Massholes, massdongs, masclams and mastits, get ready for the most uncompromisingly grating episode yet. This week we visit Massachusetts with Tom from new Red Scare Industries sig…
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Ep. 59. Utah (Part One)
When the ground is salt and the beer is illegal, where do you turn? That’s right, weird religion. Join us as we discuss the only state in America where you can kinda get away with…
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1 h 21
Ep. 58. Stories!
What happens when you hit up your homie from Utah to do your podcast? His tour bus breaks down and he blows it completely. So instead, we bring you quite possibly the most epic The…
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46 min
Ep. 57. Louisiana
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58 min
Ep. 56. Alaska (Part 1)
Ah, alaska, where the men are men and the women are holes in mattresses. Join us as we examine the absolutely stupidest state that people pretend to like just so they can try to se…
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46 min
Ep. 55. California (Part 1)
Featuring Aaron SMALL HANDS Thompson, we delve into the state that literally has no redeeming qualities: California. Witness the majesty of the coastlines (yawn) and the grandiosit…
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22 min
Ep. 54. PatreOnly Fans
Join Marti and Brendan as they venture into the brave new world of OnlyFans, where there will be more content and probably a few shots of their testicles here and there. But wait!…
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Ep. 53. West Virginia (Ft. Fat Mike)
Fat Mike of NOFX, the first guy everyone thinks of when they think of West Virginia, joins us to discuss the ins and outs of your cousin’s underpants, the pharmacy, and the place w…
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1 h 56
Ep. 52. 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
Well! It's They Come to America's one-year anniversary and we are gonna blow off a few fingers as we light a few Donald Trump-branded fireworks and then we're gonna get down to bra…
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33 min
Ep. 51. Alabama (Part 2)
Much like the average number of teeth of the average Alabamian, there are three of us on this sojourn into Alabama. We're joined by friend of the show Stu Thompson who rolled a lit…
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1 h 13
Ep. 50. Alabama (Part 1)
This week, we're in Alabama! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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37 min
Ep. 49. Maryland (Part 2)
This week: We brought the unbelievably funny and awesome Shane Torres to help us discuss the merriest land of them all: Maryland. What can you say about Maryland besides that it ha…
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Ep. 48. Maryland (Part 1)
We brought the unbelievably funny and awesome Shane Torres to help us discuss the merriest land of them all: Maryland. What can you say about Maryland besides that it has a very re…
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Ep. 47. Michigan (Part 2)
Just like when Michigan transformed from being a thriving and bustling auto making state with strong union affiliation into being a place where everyone is unemployed except your a…
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57 min
Ep. 46. Michigan (Part 1)
Featuring world-class visual artist Sean Nader! Remember when Michigan went out of business completely? So does Michigan. Join the likes of kid rock and that “it’s so cold in the D…