A show about desire, shame and the ever-present blessing and burden of being alive (so basically the experience of having a crush). Hosts Katie-Ellen Humphries (comedian CBC’s The Debaters, Sirius XF) and Amitai Marmorstein (actor Netflix, Disney) welcome a collection of compelling guests to explore the feelings, behaviours and habits we’re not always encouraged to express. Feel part of intimate, hilarious conversations as a pair of comically late bloomers and their funny guests connect over the awkward, challenging and silly things that make us who we are.Katie-Ellen's debut standup comedy album Ladyfinger is streaming exclusively on @Pandoramusic now...
Latest episodes
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9 min
Episode #112 - Fewer & Farther Between
This is a quick note from your HOM hosts to say we will be stepping away from weekly episodes, for a time. But this show WILL continue. Just at a different pace. We're so grateful…
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1 h 03
Episode #111 - Sorry about your team (I love you)
This week your HOM hosts are reunited in person to chat about how sports talk can veil vulnerability and the value of connection plus whether or not fantasy sports is a cult. This…
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1 h 26
Episode #110 - If these lips are movin'
Your horny heroes are back in the virtual blanket fort to discuss shower singing, imagined conversations, and the practice of direct communication. Also, Katie-Ellen shares their v…
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1 h 15
Episode #109 - Close Quarters
Your HOM hosts huddle up virtually this time to discuss their recent experience briefly sharing a studio apartment and what it means to take up space in general. Also addressed is…
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46 min
Episode #108 - LONG LIVE MONTERO LIVE
Your HOM hosts are together live in New York City to see the patron saint of Horny OFF MAIN pod, Montero, aka Lil Nas X! The pair recount their experience, including resentment at…
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1 h 16
Episode #107 - Yes, Queens
Oh boi. Your HOM are separated by a continent but their bond remains strong. Stronger than the audio quality this week, which is admittedly a little sub-par, unlike the quality of…
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1 h 19
Episode #106 - Grass, Ass or Cash (cool stuff to touch)
It’s a doozy this week! Your HOM hosts huddle up to chat about the intoxication of another person’s certainty, aging, outsourcing therapy, and the two things everyone fundamentally…
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1 h 10
Episode #105 - Magenta Hope
Your HOM hosts explore the bounds of optimism & “happiness” when Amitai tries to tell Katie-Ellen about “Agentic Hope” (a word Katie seemingly refuses to learn). This week Amitai i…
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1 h 18
Episode #104 - Sounds In Tents
Your HOM hosts huddle up to chat camping as personality vs bleak reality, WNBA, a Jack Black homage and more. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for bridges while Amitai is horny for e…
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1 h 06
Episode #103 - Only a Child
Things get spicy this week when HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen reveal their unabashed bias against only children. Katie-Ellen shares a haunting overheard that launches the pair i…
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1 h 30
Episode #102 - I Did Come Here to Make Friends
Your HOM hosts huddle up while Katie shares her failed attempt at human connection in Vancouver, Amitai again confounds his bestie co-host with his ability to process feelings, and…
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1 h 33
Episode #101 - River Wildin' Out
Reunited at last, the besties discuss text styles, going without a phone, and how to not do stuff when abroad. Ami and Katie-Ellen also both share stories of their recent adventure…
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1 h 22
Episode #100 - Keeping it Henok w/Henok Meresa
Horny OFF MAIN celebrates 100 episodes, 100 weeks of horny fun, with their first return guest, who also has the distinction of being the first guest ever to appear on the show a fu…
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1 h 04
Episode #99 - The Great(ish) One
Your HOM hosts huddle up to chat sapiosexuals, ticket scalpers, and other folks they don’t respect. Plus the pair tackle how to change existing dynamics in a relationship. This wee…
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1 h 18
Episode #98 - The Edge of Glory (and also the middle and end)
This week your HOM hosts huddle up to chat weed store lighting and advances in retail hallucinogenics, the ability to be present, and the joy of the mundane. They also ask the ques…
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1 h 53
Episode #97 - “I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!”
Katie-Ellen channels Dante from “Clerks” basically for the entire episode while they recount their first-hand experience watching airline travel meltdown around them and blessedly…
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1 h 08
Episode #96 - Dream Team
Maybe the horniest episode yet. Your HOM hosts huddle up and talk talking about dreams, tarot and tattoos. Plus some confessional talk about…anticipation. This week Katie-Ellen is…
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1 h 07
Episode #95 - Gabbing Like Galas
Your pals are back at it again, this time discussing what they look for in a hotel room, sharing unshareable things, and attempting to decipher what, exactly, is a gala? Also Katie…
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1 h 32
You had ONE job!
This week Katie-Ellen shares some “off main” shame with beloved co-host Amitai and together the pair unpack feelings around employment, productivity and identity. They also talk go…
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1 h 17
Absence of Fear, Abundance of Shirt
This week your HOM hosts get together with NO FEAR to discuss musicals, the “cost of admission” when you’re in love and impressive timing (plus some light chat on the value of mort…