We're two adults, ready to tackle all the mundane twists middle age throws at us... while wearing loungewear, of course.
Latest episodes
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33 min
Season 2, Episode 2: Technology, Rom Coms & airline anger!
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss the issues that plague us all.... well, a lot of us anyway! Technology update fails that prove we are becoming our parents, Rom coms, airlines an…
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32 min
Season 2, Episode 1: Pet conversations and phallic drawings
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan live in the suburbs and are proving that age is not just a number. From conversations with pets, technology woes, memes and young people lingo, they cove…
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49 min
Ep 23: We preferred the snake in our pants...
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss work, winning the lottery, Russell Wilson's lack of awareness and getting eaten by snakes... yes, we'd much rather have the python in our pants.
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38 min
Ep 22: Excuse me sir, is that a snake in your pants?
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss air quality, viral tweets, pop stars, Cal Raleigh and snake smugglers in this week's episode of Athleisure.
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42 min
Ep 21: Today... we celebrate, but leave your chess beads at home.
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan celebrate the Mariners in the Playoffs and discuss ways to cheat in chess.
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41 min
Ep 20: It's all come down to this...
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss the evolution of grocery bags, AirBnBs and the Mariners! Plus a follow up you won't want to miss! Oh, and where can you own a raccoon?
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34 min
Ep 19: I'm having difficulty controlling the VOLUME OF MY VOICE!
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan navigate the technical waters of zoom audio and discuss the Huskies big game, Russell Wilson's return and the Seahawks future and seriously, what's going…
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41 min
Ep 18: Cheers to QEII, Coaches and getting stuck in a balloon.
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss Queen Elizabeth's legacy, automated bathrooms, coaching and it's profound legacy and the risks of getting stuck in a balloon.
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33 min
Ep 17: Large hands, ID theft and driving blind, what could possibly go wrong?
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss the problems with technology, fantasy football, Mariners baseball, DMX and blind driving... and somehow... it works.
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38 min
Ep 16: PDA, Halloween and Self-awareness... somehow it all fits together.
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan have some bones to pick with PDAers and a-holes. Good news, Halloween costumes are out and so are Christmas decorations; it could be a one stop shop... a…
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28 min
Ep 15: ID Trivia, Hidden Dairy and the Mariners
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss a new way to card people at the self-checkout line, the devil that is hidden dairy and the Mariners! Plus some insight into the rules for bandwag…
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39 min
Ep 14: We stepped right out of a Sears catalog and into this podcast
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss the benefits of wearing your own jersey to the first day of practice.
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46 min
Ep 13: Things just got WAAAAY too adult up in here
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan get smacked in the face by adulting this week and it hurts.
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55 min
Ep 12: Zach Wilson's Mom would be proud
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss Alex's convenient COVID, Daylight Savings, Men's fashion and go heavy on the Reality TV this week.
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54 min
Ep 11: Blow some sh** up
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss fireworks and football conferences. Plus how many kids do the Hansons have? George Clooney was Batman and did you know you can pre-write an obitu…
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48 min
Ep 10: Just don't be a D**k.
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan talk life lessons, airline ground rules, Men vs Women and apparently what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.
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59 min
Ep 9: Our separation is in our lack of preparation
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan discuss things that come up in everyday life as a middle-aged adult: Canadian Disney+ Amazon, OnlyFans, Getting caught on Instagram & Body Painting fanat…
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56 min
Ep 8: A Middle Age shopper’s dream…
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan are basically experts on middle aged shopping. On this week’s episode we talk Target and play a new game called “What would you do for $125 million?”
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56 min
Ep 7: Fred Meyer, Bagels, The Sonics return and the Reality TV rabbit hole
Alex Akita and Ashley Ryan ponder the fact that there are some people who don't even know that Fred Meyer exists. What happened to the bagel boom? Costco gas is real tricky for som…
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44 min
Ep 6: Pumping your own gas, Russell's newest money maker & more reality TV!
Alex Akita & Ashley Ryan discuss pumping your own gas, Russell Wilson's latest marketing attempt & the Temptation Island finale... that's still not actually the finale.