Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
Latest episodes
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39 min
Pick a pocket or two & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the collective for another allegedly coherent episode.Bev relives a mixed-hockey tournament pool night in Wakefield, then it’s back t…
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38 min
Cluedo Special - Confessions from the Crypt
It’s a very, very special edition of Simon Mayo’s Confessions… a Cluedo special. Five classic confessions are reopened from the crypt, featuring suspicious behaviour on quiet count…
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40 min
Size of a cow & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective.Mike takes us back to 1971, where a cow’s eye from biology class ends up hiding under a canteen lettuce le…
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42 min
There's no one quite like grandma & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo, Sister Holly, Sister Suzi and Brother Matthew for Episode 7 of Season 8… and yes, the numbering is definitely, probably, completely accu…
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39 min
Welcome to the lion’s den & other tales
It’s a distinctly international trip into the confessional this week with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective.Craig kicks things off from behind the pharmacy counter in 1989,…
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43 min
Bad to the bone & other tales
Episode five of Season Eight drops Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective back into the confessional for more chaos, dodgy logic, and the kind of stories that definitely shouldn…
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41 min
Welcome to the house of fun & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for another fresh batch of chaos, questionable life choices, and very loud studio drinks.Karen takes us ba…
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47 min
Toads in your bed and pepper in your tea & other tales
Episode three of Season Eight sees Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective back in the studio for more chaos, coat chat, and questionable decision-making. First: a “guilty and ap…
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42 min
This is the time for action & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for another fresh batch of confessions.Alf takes us to South Africa’s “Valley of a Thousand Hills” for a b…
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39 min
Right on baby & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Holy Collective as Season Eight kicks off — minus Brother Matt, who’s apparently busy in his orangery.First up, a “medical emerge…
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48 min
Every grain of sand & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for cassette-tape sabotage, 80s vanity, and a honeymoon story you can’t un-hear. “Timothy” takes revenge o…
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45 min
Beach baby & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Holy collective. We start with a World Cup watch party that turns into the most awkward buffet raid imaginable..Storm Doris expos…
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27 min
Confessions from the Crypt Special
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for another “Confessions from the Crypt” special — lock the doors and grab your torch.Maria Callas (from M…
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43 min
There she goes & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for 80s burger-van feuds, a keyboard prank that goes wildly “professional”, and a revenge plot involving f…
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41 min
He’ll have to go & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for RAF police “Batmobile” patrols that terrorise midnight Cluedo players… and accidentally spotlight the…
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38 min
You’ve been, you’ve been thunderstruck & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for sibling “rugby practice” that ends in A&E, a holiday comeback that goes painfully wrong, a Dolly Parto…
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43 min
In through the out door & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Collective for exam cheating in a lucky jumper, a welding lesson that goes catastrophically… south, and a nursing “snapshot” you…
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40 min
Oh! This is the greatest show & other tales
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for naked ramblers, dodgy “shampoo”, and a circus moment nobody in grey trousers will ever forget. Jamie a…
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43 min
Hello clouds, hello sky & other tales
Step into the confessional with Father Simon and the Collective for a police mishap, a fishing adventure, a boarding school caper and a teacher prank. First Joe DiMaggio has an eve…
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40 min
The wind beneath my wings & other tales
Step into the confessional with Father Simon and the Collective for soup-based horror, airborne football crimes, and one truly catastrophic “wind” in an operating theatre.First, a…