“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to w...
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Announcement: 2024 Holiday Update from Rusty Towers
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Announcement: RQ Network Introducing Wave 3
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Join us for Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving 2021!
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Time Bots!
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Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode
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The Voyage of the Conglomerate Merger
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31 min
Know Your Show
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Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil War
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STL Season 3 Outtakes 2
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Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&A
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