A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
Latest episodes
-
1 h 10
412: Reviews of Ant Farms
I'm going to bury you with your comrades.We're on tour! Get your tickets for our remaining Louisville & Nashville shows at beachtoosandy.comGo to homechef.com/beachtoosandy for 50%…
-
40 min
411: Reviews of Olive Garden
Does your eggplant come with skin?Nutrafol is offering our listeners $15 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter promo code BEAC…
-
1 h 09
410: Reviews of Bookstores with Lauren Kilby and Karen Whitehouse
I wouldn't ask for underwear if I didn't need the underwear.Listen to Who Shat on the Floor at my Wedding? And Other Crimes wherever you get your podcasts and visit whoshatontheflo…
-
51 min
409: Reviews of Coffee Creamers
A belly full of white dog turds.Right now, Fi is offering my listeners up to 30% off and free shipping when you visit fitracking.com and enter promo code BEACH.“Treat, don’t trick,…
-
1 h 00
408: Reviews of Froyo with Michelle Collins
I hate when they put wang in my food.Follow Michelle on Instagram at @michcoll or @The Michelle Collins ShowWe're going on tour! Buy tickets at https://www.beachtoosandy.com/Book a…
-
43 min
407: Reviews of Deodorant
A stained crotch is not the experience we wanted for you.Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for 15% off your first order, plus free shipping on all US orders over $65.G…
-
37 min
406: Reviews of Novelty Ice
The Mona Lisa, a dildo, or a pug?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
-
50 min
405: Reviews of Mini Golf
Just a bunch of angry elves.Support Smoking Werewolf Productions here: https://gofund.me/5766bf50dSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at h…
-
38 min
404: Reviews of Tiki Bars in Hong Kong (Patreon Re-Release)
R-r-r-r-remixSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
-
35 min
403: Reviews of The Container Store
Anything that contains and can contain is contained within the container.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#…
-
48 min
402: Reviews of Toothpaste with Roz Hernandez
Even Kazoo people use toothpaste.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
-
46 min
401: Reviews of Fitness Trackers
Two people wanted to vomit and no one did.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
-
57 min
400: Reviews of Summer Camps
If they don't care about ducks, they don't care about you either.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-s…
-
48 min
399: Reviews of Running Shoes
How do you think shoes feel about being entered by feet?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-in…
-
59 min
398: Reviews of Diners with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson
A cucumber is not an avocado.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
-
52 min
397: Reviews of Lululemon
Statistically speaking you're probably no longer a listener.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-m…
-
58 min
396: Reviews of Energy Drinks
This stuff literally tastes like blue cheese and smells like cat piss.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-…
-
59 min
395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works
Nothing about carrots makes me think bougieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
-
50 min
394: Reviews of Raising Cane's
Soggy White Bread was my nickname in high school.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
-
49 min
393: Reviews of Costco
If they remove the froyo it'll make my life a living hell.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-…